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A Little Humor on Love and Sex

Last updated on April 2, 2018 By Jing J. Leave a Comment

This morning when I woke up, I realized that things were getting a little bit too serious on my end. Working hard is good, but once a while I really need to lighten up and get silly – just to balance things out. So I found a little humor on love and sex in “The Ladies’ Room.” It gave me a few chuckles. Maybe it will give you some too.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more “interested” he is in her.

Phryne, the most famous hetaira (high class ancient call girls) of B.C. Greece, was ultimately put on trial for corrupting the morals of Athens’ male citizenry. In her defense, she bared her breasts, at which point the judges declared her a goddess and she was set free.

A housewife from Tennessee was swept up in an internal police investigation, in which she revealed that she had slept with hundred of cops. Her stated reason was, “It may have had something to do with my belief in law and order.”

Catherine the Great, a famous lover of sex, was rumored to have kept a stable of women “testers” to sleep with men before she did to ensure they were disease-free and worth her time in terms of technique.

A woman in Germany, looking to spice up her relationship with her husband, hid in the closet to surprise him. She scared him so badly that he ran out of the room, hitting the hallway walls at several points before falling out of a window, breaking both legs and an arm – and putting said spice out of their relationship for at least another 4-6 weeks.

Hope this helps lighten up your day. Do you have some jokes and stories to share? Please leave a comment. Let’s laugh together.

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